Not Amused ([info]aka_tippi) wrote,
@ 2003-09-18 15:39:00
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Current music:The Noose by APC

the real reason for internet music piracy
Napster. Kazaa. "File-sharing." Internet piracy. Intellectual property theft. Call it what you will, I know the real reason behind it.

It's not because CDs are too expensive. It's not because people feel entitled to free shit.

It's because it's too hard to liberate the fucking CDs from their wrappers.

The outer cellophane layer isn't too bad. It's that inner sticky layer that gets me every time. "Pull" exhorts the little tab, and I always do. And I always pull the fucking tab off, leaving behind the rest of the sticky layer, clamping the CD shut like an adhesive chastity belt. I, increasingly frustrated, am reduced to a small chimpanzee as I hoot and holler and tear into the CD.

In other news, the new CD from A Perfect Circle kicks ass.




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[info]helcat
2003-09-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Retail trick:

Before opening the CD, find a countertop with a very square edge.

Place the CD with sticker side down against that countertop edge, at a 45 degree angle. The lower edge of the CD should be pressed firmly against the countertop edge.

With very firm pressure, drag the CD against the countertop edge.

Peels that sticker open like a sardine can, it does.

Obviously, the squarer the countertop edge, the better.

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[info]fionagh
2003-09-18 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Do you have to peel the sticker back a little first before you do that? *desperately wanting to learn trick*

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[info]sullivanlane
2003-09-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
(I hope I explain this clearly enough.)

The trick is to take the CD off the hinge and peel the front cover away from the sticker and the back cover.

Good luck! And I advise against purchasing any (new) CDs within the next couple of months, as most CD prices are going down by $2-$3. Rolling Stone said it, so it must be true.

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[info]fionagh
2003-09-18 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Ohhhhh, I gettit!

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[info]linda_a
2003-10-02 06:56 am UTC (link)
No kidding. I just bought like 3 CDs in the past week and was incredibly pissed at trying to get to the actual CD! The stupid cellophane kept sticking to my hand. Was not a lot of fun.

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[info]oldiesfreak69
2004-05-27 08:10 pm UTC (link)
LoL! Amen! I'm all for Kazaa.. I had almost 1000 sonds downloaded at 1 point O:-) Oh'er! and if anyone has some free time.. mind checking out my journal?

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